Over the Hill Gag Gift - Older than Dirt Calendar

Over the the Hill Gag Gift Calendar. This over the hill calendar makes fabulous gag gifts for birthdays. Any of your older friends will love these over the hill funny sayings. As long as they aren’t frightened by how much they relate! There are 365 over the hill quotes in this calendar, one for every day of the year. Some of them are “You’re over the hill when your knees buckle, but your belt wont.”, “Get back at your grown children by giving your grandkids a bag of peanuts in the shell for the car ride home.”, “When your grandchildren are writing an essay on ancient history, they ask you for an eye-witness account.” This OverTheHill gag gift measures 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" and says Older than Dirt on the front cover and is held together by a huge spiral bounding. Your older mom and/or dad will think this is the most amazing gift ever.

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