Over the Hill Sayings

Over the Hill Sayings. Not Over the Hill Book. This over the hill book, “I’m Not Over the Hill, I’m Simply too Old to Climb It” is filled with over the hill quotes that will keep you quite entertained! Each page has a different quote and they’re typed in brown ink. Some of them are, “Growing old isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative”, “Now that gleam in his eye s merely the sun reflecting off his bifocals”, “Bumper sticker: Don’t bother to honk. I won’t hear it anyhow”, “You can’t stand on a street corner longer than 5 minutes before a boy scout tries to escort you across the street.” This over the hill sayings book measures 4.5” x 6”, is paperback and has 167 pages. Anyone in your life who can relate to this over the hill book will get a huge kick out of it! This makes a the greatest gag gift for their birthday!

See also our other over the hill gifts.