Happy 70th Birthday Funny Poem

Funny Happy 70th Birthday Poem. Laugh at your 70th birthday friend's expense! These funny happy 70th birthday poems are the silliest gag gifts. Go ahead and enter a 120 letter message on the bottom of the 70th birthday poem.

This funny 70th birthday poem says:

Quick! Hit the brakes! Where’d I get all these aches? Time sure has gone fast, The years have just passed. Can this be what I fear? 70 is here! (Your message follows):

Example: Happy Birthday Grandpa Smith! Thanks for everything you do. We really appreciate it. -Your Grandchildren & Great Grandchildren

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