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Funny 70th Birthday Poems
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| Funny 70th Birthday Poems. Funny 70th Poems. Turning 70 can be a fun 70th birthday party. We carry funny 70th birthday poems to make your 70 year old friend giggle at the 70th birthday party. Go ahead and personalize these funny 70th birthday poems with your 120 character message.
These 70th birthday poems come in 2 versions: a regular wall hanging version, or a table top version, which comes with a 10 second recorder, so YOU can record your own special personalized 10 second message with the 70th birthday poem for an additional $10.00 The recorder sticks on the back of the frame and comes with a "Press Here" sticker for the front. The message plays over 500 times without a new set of batteries. Re-recordable..
The funny 70th birthday poem says:
Don’t be so sad,
Being 70 isn’t so bad!
Don’t rush to make your will
Because you’re now Over the Hill.
Take time to smile,
You’ve got a while
Before everything goes south,
And teeth fall from your mouth.
Happy 70th Birthday to you!
Who? (Insert Name) that’s who!
(Your personalized message is inserted here)
Example: Another year older, Another year not wiser! Love you! Tom
These funny 70th birthday poems come on a cake stationery and comes framed in an 8 1/2" x 11" black frame.
See our other 70th birthday poems.
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