Funny 70th Birthday Poems. We carry funny 70th birthday poems to make your friend giggle at the 70th birthday party. Go ahead and personalize these funny 70th birthday poems with your 120 character message.
The funny 70th birthday poem says:
Don’t be so sad, Being 70 isn’t so bad! Don’t rush to make your will Because you’re now Over the Hill. Take time to smile, You’ve got a while Before everything goes south, And teeth fall from your mouth. Happy 70th Birthday to you! Who? (Insert Name) that’s who!
(Your personalized message is inserted here)
Example: Another year older, Another year not wiser! Love you! Tom They are printed on a decorative cake stationery and come framed in an 8 1/2" x 11" black frame.
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