60th Birthday Gag Gift Pills

60th Birthday Gag Gift Pills.The Big 60 Candy Pills.If you need a 60th birthday gag gift try this mini 3", 1.5 oz. bottle of age 60 candy "pills". It is a clear bottle with a black and pink label on it. On the front it says “The Big 60 Pills” in blue and yellow print. On the side of these 60th birthday pills it has humorous instructions about being 60 years old. It says “Congratulations, you made it, you’re finally 60. Getting older sucks just deal with it and take a pill to ease your troubles. Sure no social security will be left and you’ll have to work for the rest of your life, but at least you won’t be dead.” It then has directions…1.) Take one pill if you forget things. 2.) Take two pills if you pee 12 times a night. 3.) Take three pills if you don’t remember your name.” These 60th birthday pills make an excellent 60th birthday gag gift!THIS ITEM DISCONTINUED.

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