30th Birthday Gag Gift: 30th Candy Pills

30th Birthday Gag Gift. 30th Birthday Candy Pills. Do you want a 30th birthday gag gift? Get this small 3” 1.5 oz. bottle of 30th birthday pills. The pills are white and they come in a clear bottle that has a purple label in it. On the top it says “Big 30” in blue lettering and at the bottom it says “Say Goodbye To Your 20’s” in red lettering. There are yellow stars and a cartoon man with big muscles on the front as well. On the side of the bottle it says, “Your 20’s are over, so stop acting like a child. It’s time to grow up, at least around other adults. It’s too late to start freaking out about turning thirty, cause you probably already started doing that at age 23. However, you can either complain about it more or enjoy your thirties. Warning: These pills will not make you any younger.” What a marvelous 30th birthday gag gift! THIS ITEM IS DISCONTINUED.

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